Maaike Needs
1. Maaike needed work experience in something other than art. (I have work experience in other things, now what I need is a JOB!)
2. Maaike needs a home! (Do you have one for me?)
3. If you marry a Scotsman, Maaike, you’ll need to be the hunter/gatherer as well as the cook. (I'm game as long as he has that awesome accent!!)
4. Maaike doesn’t need much. (But I'd like a couple million dollars)
5. Maaike needs to adjust her image. (Or buy a mirror that lies)
6. Maaike needs to seek explanations. (Or do others need explanations from me?)
7. Maaike needs a hug (that came from my own blog!)
8. Other than that I’ve just been trying to stay on top of Maaike’s needs. (Who? No one's been helping me!)
9. Maaike needs very little intervention. (Oh boy did they get THAT wrong!)
10. To calculate your compatibility with Maaike you need to enter your birthday. (and your height and bank account balance.)