Love Advice from Johnny Depp

Last night I dreamt I was lying under a pool table leaning on Johnny Depp. We were just talking and he was telling me about all the mistakes he made in his search for love. He gave me great advice...just what I needed to hear. He gave me a big hug and then I left.

I was going to put some of the great advice into action but I was startled by three men wearing kilts and fell off the balcony into the orchestra.

If only he'd given me advice on not falling from balconies.