Monday, July 09, 2007

So What Am I Supposed To Do, Eh?

Advice to meet men:

Set a schedule! Do your shopping on Tuesday evenings or your laundry on Sunday afternoons! The guy who sees you there once but was a little nervous about approaching you might pluck up the courage when you’re there the next time!

Advice to avoid stalkers:

Never follow a pattern. Never shop at the same time on the same day. Never use the same Laundromat each time you do laundry.

1 comment:

sally said...

To be perfectly frank, I don't think either option/possibility applies as long as you live here. You'll need to move somewhere else to really be able to take advantage of both kinds of advice.